An independ-ant!
Have you ever hunted bear?
No, but I've been fishing in nothing but my shorts once!
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have 'the' as their middle names!
What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backwards!
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A hum dinger!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Where are most fish found?
Between the head and the tail!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough!
Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father?
They called him dad!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
What runs but never walks?
Water!
